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I am suddenly reminded why I don't want kids...

Fri Apr 20, 2007, 8:39 AM
So I recently had to babysit. I needed the extra money, so I went ahead and said yes. BIG MISTAKE. There were five kids, and only one Shinju. List of things that went wrong:

~The two year-old wet herself. =_=
~ The eight and nine year old boys kept arguing and screaming at each other.
~ One of the 5-year old twins was sick, so I have to keep running her to the bathroom.
~ The arguing boys got into an actual fist fight, so I had to wrestle them apart.
~ The other twin got covered in mud from head to toe.
~ The older boys started beating each other with sticks. =_= I was hit in the face with one.
~ DX They ruined one of my drawings with their crayons of DOOM!!! And it happened to be the one I had been working on for !!!

NEVER BABYSITTING AGAIN.


*sighs* On a much lighter note, Marilyn Manson is coming out with a new album. Yay!


Deviations will be put up soon.

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~styhiao Apr 20, 2007, 10:58:17 AM
Aww I hate little annoying kids!! >.<
wow you're amazing that you try babysitting :faint:

kya... kids... never :D
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~PirateShinju Apr 20, 2007, 11:42:24 AM
DX As do I! Babies are somewhat tolerable, but once they become toddlers.... UGH! It wasn't even worth the money...

I agree. I'd rather remain childless and become a crazy old cat lady.
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~styhiao Apr 20, 2007, 10:43:27 PM
Yeah but you have too many that little monsters in one home >.< it's hard to keep them

Haha you think? XDD aww
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~Kizoku-Dearest Apr 22, 2007, 11:05:41 AM
That's because children are EVIL. D8 I tried to tell you!

Babies are fun to watch until they get to be around 2...

Crazy, nevar! We shall create a lazer-cat army! Swuishy (the keu button is out. -__- ) volunteers to be the first subject. Yuffie will be our attack ninja, but I fear she will be out to betray us!
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~PirateShinju Apr 22, 2007, 12:05:17 PM
Yuffie will probably be on neither side. She'll just attack everyone randomly. Just as long as we stay out of her path of destruction, I think we can use it to our advantage!
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~demonic-end Apr 22, 2007, 1:51:03 PM
doom T_T

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"tomorrow" is what you seize today

[link] hit me up!
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~Kizoku-Dearest Apr 23, 2007, 6:47:04 PM
Deter her with offerings of beef jerky. D8 It is her only weakness!

I have a sneaking suspicion she peed on my carpet as we were leaving.
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~PirateShinju Apr 24, 2007, 8:29:26 AM
Your cat eats beef jerky? >.> I may have to try that on Little Bit next time she decides to smother me in my sleep...

XD Ah, the joys of cat ownership.
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